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"Unlimited, my foot! - It's only good for a 24-hour period!"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"They have a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

Curry for Breakfast.

'The lower-priced items contain genetically-modified foods not yet approved for human use.'

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

"It's exactly how Jamie Oliver would make it if he couldn't afford half the ingredients either!"

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'Eat it while it's still £6.50.'

'What's affordable tonight?'

'Letting you pick up the check will help you stay on your diet.'

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'