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'Doesn't your business have a policy where if you son't deliver the pizza within a half-hour it's free?'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

Food prices.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

The Deli Counter

'What do you mean when you say we're going to have to start economizing on groceries, Lance?'

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

We'll pass on the entrees...

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'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

'Miss Merton, I'd like a word with you about your mid-morning snacks.'

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

Valentine's day skinflint.