"Barry can hack anything...including out lunch."
Culinary Cut-up Gifts
Explore our culinary cut-up collection—quirky, witty gifts that spice up any kitchen or cookout. Perfect for food lovers and aspiring chefs who enjoy a good laugh along with their love of cooking. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that bring a humorous touch to gastronomic passions.
"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"
We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.
A heart shaped cake
"You're the lid to my pot."
Soup of the month.
"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."
Garden.
'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'
"I call it 'rage loaf'."
Too much cilantro
'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'
"My only love sprung from my only hate!"
A couple dressed as a knife and a fork
"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"
Holiday Supplies
The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.
I love Cannelloni
'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'
Salt and Pepper
This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.
Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'
"Please don't kill me."
Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'
"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"
I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.
Wedding Chefs
"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"
'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'
Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"
"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."
The perfect man
"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."
"Pie chart"
The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.
Culinary Cut-up Gifts Collection
Culinary Cut-up Mugs
Discover our full range of culinary cut-up mugs—perfect for the food lover who enjoys a humorous twist with their morning brew.
Culinary Cut-up Pillows
Check out our playful culinary pillows—ideal for adding a humorous and cozy element to any kitchen or seating area.
Culinary Cut-up Prints
Browse vibrant culinary art prints that bring humor and personality to any culinary space with witty designs and colorful illustrations.
Culinary Cut-up T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty culinary t-shirts—great for cooks and food fans who love to wear their humor on their sleeve.