Culinary Calamity Aficionado Gifts

Looking for a gift for a culinary calamity aficionado? Our collection offers humorous and charming items that highlight the joys and slip-ups of cooking. Perfect for those who embrace their kitchen chaos with humor and style. Whether they burn toast or invent new recipes, our products are designed to bring a smile every time they step into the kitchen, making their culinary adventures even more memorable and fun.

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"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!" mockup

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

from $19.00

Is that pancake ready yet?

from $19.00

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

from $19.00

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...' mockup

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

from $19.00

Roasted

from $19.00

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!' mockup

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

from $19.00

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management. mockup

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

from $19.00

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!" mockup

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

from $19.00

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

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'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.' mockup

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

from $19.00

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!' mockup

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

from $19.00

"My dad ate my homework."

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"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

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'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.' mockup

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

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'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

from $19.00

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth. mockup

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

from $19.00

Dave's How to Puke Book.

from $19.00

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.' mockup

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

from $19.00

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!' mockup

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

from $19.00

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!" mockup

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

from $19.00

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?' mockup

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

from $19.00

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such." mockup

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

from $19.00

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets! mockup

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

from $19.00

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?' mockup

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

from $19.00

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!' mockup

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

from $19.00

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.' mockup

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

from $19.00

Sandwich Fail

from $19.00

All sizzle and no roast

from $19.00

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!' mockup

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

from $19.00

Smelly fish.

from $19.00

Smoke gets in your eyes.

from $19.00

Murphy's Slaw.

from $19.00

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place." mockup

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

from $19.00

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes." mockup

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

from $19.00

Culinary Calamity Aficionado Gifts Collection

Culinary Calamity Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs showcasing the humorous side of culinary calamity aficionados—perfect for those who love their coffee with a side of laughter.

Culinary Calamity Aficionado Pillows

Discover pillows that celebrate kitchen chaos—ideal for adding personality and humor to culinary spaces or cozy nooks.

Culinary Calamity Aficionado Prints

Browse our prints capturing the humor and charm of culinary calamities, perfect for decorating kitchens or dining areas with a playful touch.

Culinary Calamity Aficionado T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for culinary calamity lovers—fun, witty, and perfect for anyone who finds humor in their kitchen adventures.