Cud-chewing Contemplator T-Shirts

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

Candle Portraits.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Professional woman in pub

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

The Anti-Materialist

Zenboni

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Nocturne

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Candles on Drum

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

Boyfriend Shirt.

A drum covered in candles

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

Questioning

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

The Invention of the Tea Light

In the bleak midwinter

Meditation Munchies

Albert Camus.

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

Is there life after digestion?

"Oh boy... My 39th Birthday... Yippee."

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

"I'm thinking about a complete makeover. An extra wick or two and a scent infusion."