Cud-chewing Contemplator Prints

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

Candle Portraits.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Professional woman in pub

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Zenboni

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Nocturne

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Candles on Drum

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

Boyfriend Shirt.

A drum covered in candles

Questioning

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

The Invention of the Tea Light

In the bleak midwinter

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

Meditation Munchies

Albert Camus.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Oh boy... My 39th Birthday... Yippee."

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

'YOur wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

"I'm thinking about a complete makeover. An extra wick or two and a scent infusion."

"It finally smells great in here, but now I can't afford furniture."