Cud-chewing Contemplator Gifts

Are you searching for a gift that captures the essence of a contemplator who enjoys pondering life’s big questions? Our collection celebrates those with a calm, creative streak who appreciate humor and a touch of whimsy. Perfect for anyone who loves to relax, reflect, and perhaps chew cud in style — cool, quirky, and contemplative gifts await! From mugs to prints, these items are designed to make their thoughtful moments even more charming.

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"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!" mockup

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

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Candle Portraits.

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"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet." mockup

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

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'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!' mockup

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

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Professional woman in pub

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'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...' mockup

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

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Zenboni

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"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end." mockup

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

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"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards." mockup

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

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Nocturne

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'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell mockup

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

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"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake." mockup

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

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"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am." mockup

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

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Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity. mockup

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

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Candles on Drum

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'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?' mockup

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

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"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..." mockup

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

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"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?" mockup

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

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"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles." mockup

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

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Boyfriend Shirt.

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A drum covered in candles

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Questioning

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'Last guy up blow out the candles.' mockup

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

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The Invention of the Tea Light

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In the bleak midwinter

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"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping." mockup

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

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Meditation Munchies

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Albert Camus.

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"I'm going on a retreat."

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"Oh boy... My 39th Birthday... Yippee." mockup

"Oh boy... My 39th Birthday... Yippee."

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"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room." mockup

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

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'YOur wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

'YOur wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.' mockup

'YOur wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

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"I'm thinking about a complete makeover. An extra wick or two and a scent infusion."

"I'm thinking about a complete makeover. An extra wick or two and a scent infusion." mockup

"I'm thinking about a complete makeover. An extra wick or two and a scent infusion."

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"It finally smells great in here, but now I can't afford furniture."

"It finally smells great in here, but now I can't afford furniture." mockup

"It finally smells great in here, but now I can't afford furniture."

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Cud-chewing Contemplator Gifts Collection

Cud-chewing Contemplator Mugs

Explore more mugs perfect for the introspective and creative minds who love their coffee or tea with a side of wit and humor.

Cud-chewing Contemplator Pillows

Find plush pillows that add comfort and humor to any cozy corner, perfect for the leisure-loving contemplator.

Cud-chewing Contemplator Prints

Browse unique prints that celebrate reflective moments with artistic flair, ideal for decorating their space with personality.

Cud-chewing Contemplator T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to the thoughtful and creative spirit, blending humor and style in every wear.