Cud Chewer T-Shirts

Is there life after digestion?

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

Bicycle Pie Chart

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

'All those in favor...'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

That elusive Pecorino!

"I see the world as a giant chew toy."

Every dog except the chow has a pink tongue: The chow's tongue is jet black.

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

Beethoven's teenage pro-surfer career takes a dramatic turn.

"So...how'd you like your first kiss?"

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

"You'd think that manager's wife would order him not to chew with his mouth open!"

'He chews things.'

I Will Not Chew My Pencil

"Mom, do I have to say grace before chewing bubblegum?"

Four out of five dentists recommend sugarless gum for those patients who chew gum. I'm the 5th dentist. I need the business.

"I told you it was closed."

"C'mon! Allegro vivace! Allegro vivace! We're selling ice cream not coffins!"

"Walking while chewing gum is easy. But throwing in staying on top of your social media really kicks it up a notch."

'Spit that gum out, Kovaleski! -- You know you're no good at multitasking!'