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'I'm just worried he might be back on the bottle'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Paul Klee

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Picasso: The Early Years

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Breakfast surreal.

Cubism Model

'Well, it's about time!'

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

'Picasso'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Picasso

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Bobby eight year old

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'I call it cubicilism'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Georges Braque.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'