Cubism Curator Gifts

'I'm just worried he might be back on the bottle'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Paul Klee

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Young Picasso at the Beach

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Picasso: The Early Years

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Redecorating Easter Island.

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Picasso

Cubism Model

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

'Picasso'

Breakfast surreal.

'Well, it's about time!'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Cover story: Picasso

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Georges Braque.

'I call it cubicilism'

Francis Picabia

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"