Cubism Collector Gifts

"You can't even sit there and tell me with a straight face, can you?"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Paul Klee

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Picasso: The Early Years

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Picasso'

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Cubism Model

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

Picasso

Breakfast surreal.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'I call it cubicilism'

Georges Braque.

Picasso Cloud.

Bobby eight year old

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

Modern Art.

"I hope, Reinhardt, that you're not one of those people whose sense of self-worth is defined by their job."