Cubism Collector Pillows

"You can't even sit there and tell me with a straight face, can you?"

Francis Picabia

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Paul Klee

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Young Picasso at the Beach

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Picasso: The Early Years

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Breakfast surreal.

Cubism Model

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

Picasso

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

'Picasso'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Cover story: Picasso

Picasso Cloud.

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Georges Braque.

Bobby eight year old

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'I call it cubicilism'

Millais - Cubist Period

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

The Worst Date Ever

"That's the fire alarm. . ."