Cubicle Renegade Gifts

'We have to go back to thinking 'inside' the box.'

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Another day at work would be one too many...

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Do not think outside the box!

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

The Corporate Rat.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

Whack, Out of Whack.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Are these billable hours?'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"I miss the old cubicles."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'