Cubicle Rebel Gifts

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

Rebel without a cubicle.

"It's come to my attention that you've been pushing the box and thinking outside the envelope, Jenson."

'Are these billable hours?'

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...

'That's our mission statement.'

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Another day at work would be one too many...

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Do not think outside the box!

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

The Corporate Rat.

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'