Cubicle Comedy Seeker Gifts

'If they start to stray, he herds them back into their cubicles.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I hate performance review season."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Torn-Off Mouse.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Dedication to excellence....

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."