Cubicle Comedy Seeker Pillows

'If they start to stray, he herds them back into their cubicles.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I hate performance review season."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Torn-Off Mouse.

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Dedication to excellence....

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."