Cto Gifts

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

Where was I?