Crystal Palace Fan Gifts

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Reign Man

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Beefeater

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

Canute Does It Again

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Magestically Marble Hill

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

"You are going to meet a tall, dark stranger..."

'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'

"You and your stones collection!"

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Son, that's a nasty looking hairy mole growing on top of your head."

'Another failure to communicate?'

King George IV

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

Question now is who needs an old corgi who can curtsy and walk backwards out the door.