Cryptocurrency Collector Gifts

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

European currency on the edge.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Money Plant.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

US dollar rising and falling.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Money god

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'