Cryptocurrency Collector Gifts

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

European currency on the edge.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Money Plant.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

US dollar rising and falling.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Money god

The Euro - R.I.P.

The Oxford Comma Coin

'What can you get with a quarter?'