Crypto Maven Gifts

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Great Chinese Dynasties

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Textin’"

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Wow thanks, a cheque for $500M made out to 'small business'.

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Investments.

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Jerk Gene

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

A wiser and a better man