Crypto Maven Gifts

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Great Chinese Dynasties

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Textin’"

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Wow thanks, a cheque for $500M made out to 'small business'.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Investments.

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

A wiser and a better man

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"