Currency Maven Gifts

Federal reserve notes are worthless

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Just keep cranking 'em out until we have parity with the old franc!"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The day the stock market went UP.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."