Crypto Jokester Gifts

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Not now, Oliver."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

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'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Cosmonaughty

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Let's vote. All those in favour of flying to Switzerland, withdrawing our secret bank account and splitting?"

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."