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Boss? Strange thing happened

"I'm a professional bitcoin blackmailer."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Not now, Oliver."

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"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

Cosmonaughty

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"Let's vote. All those in favour of flying to Switzerland, withdrawing our secret bank account and splitting?"

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.