Crybaby With A Tough Exterior Gifts

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

31. 19. 55.7.

"First snowman?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

Feeding the baby

Snowballs!

She Had Enough To Drink.

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Parents compare buggies

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

It's a boy.

Fat Kid 1- Makes a slug (colour)

'Of course I know what he wants when he cries. He wants you.'

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

'It's over'

A Duck hunter has accidentally shot dead Cupid from the sky

'It's a 4 x 4, it doesn't need indicators.'

'Can Spot come out and play?'

"I always cry at weddings because I'm philosophically opposed to the institution of marriage."

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

'You don't really care about sex. You just want the prizes for the first baby of the New Year.'

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

Really bad bowler. This your ball?