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"His first out-of-body experience."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"First snowman?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

She Had Enough To Drink.

Feeding the baby

Snowballs!

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Parents compare buggies

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Fat Kid 1- Makes a slug (colour)

'Of course I know what he wants when he cries. He wants you.'

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

'It's over'

"I always cry at weddings because I'm philosophically opposed to the institution of marriage."

'It's a 4 x 4, it doesn't need indicators.'

'Can Spot come out and play?'

A Duck hunter has accidentally shot dead Cupid from the sky

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

'You don't really care about sex. You just want the prizes for the first baby of the New Year.'

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'