Croupier Gifts

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'I like how they took all the confusion out of the game.'

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

Christmas Gambles

'There's no light-touch regulation here.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Vivienne Westwood

"I love fast break business success."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

The Walk of Shame

Dance.

His last words were, "Stop correcting my grammar!" Here Lays Fred P. Smink.

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Airport

Brown only photocopier sales.

Gorgeous Groovers.

His master's chill-out album

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Broad Minded

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?'

Art Theft

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Back Down

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."