Croupier Gifts

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'I like how they took all the confusion out of the game.'

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

Christmas Gambles

'There's no light-touch regulation here.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"I love fast break business success."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

The Walk of Shame

Dance.

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Airport

Brown only photocopier sales.

Gorgeous Groovers.

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Broad Minded

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?'

Art Theft

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Back Down

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

Explorers Club