Couturier Gifts

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

Chapeaux!

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

At the suit makers

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Puss in Heels

You just keep giving.

"Fashion Week"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Granny Wear

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

Melania Trump

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Stylist at London Fashion week resigns over a designer's decision to use a live rooster as a suitable accessory to the outfit.

'We have to talk.'

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Fashion world.

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"Tell the king one joke and you're type cast for life."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

Elegant Lady

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Two actors preparing for a play

'This gown was designed to be worn more than once...it converts to a maternity outfit.'

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'