Couturier Prints

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

Vivienne Westwood

Chapeaux!

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

At the suit makers

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

I think the cat wants to go out.

Puss in Heels

"Fashion Week"

You just keep giving.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Granny Wear

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Melania Trump

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Anna Wintour

'We have to talk.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Fashion world.

Stylist at London Fashion week resigns over a designer's decision to use a live rooster as a suitable accessory to the outfit.

"Tell the king one joke and you're type cast for life."

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection