Crossword Speedster Gifts

Supernan.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Quick Crossword.

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"It's called 'eight down and fourteen across'."

Monk Crossword

Bookshelves arranged like a crossword puzzle.

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

"Geoffrey also does crosswords to keep his mind active."

A Crossword puzzle.

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

Acme crossword publishers building.