Crossover Communicators Gifts

"OK...let's practice your Spanish! And we'll start with things you know...like this! Your computer joystick! In Spanish, it's...it's...el joystick."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Blend Schools

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Wild West Text Showdown

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Body Language - Hiss!

'I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you and yes, I'll be happy to see you sometime. Bring your wife along. I'm a marriage counselor.'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

'Hi, Mom!'

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

"You know I hate when you check your messages at the table."

Samuel Morse dictates a letter to his secretary.

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

Message in a bottle.