Crossover Communicators T-Shirts

"OK...let's practice your Spanish! And we'll start with things you know...like this! Your computer joystick! In Spanish, it's...it's...el joystick."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Blend Schools

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

Wild West Text Showdown

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

The Original Online Mom.

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

Body Language - Hiss!

'I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you and yes, I'll be happy to see you sometime. Bring your wife along. I'm a marriage counselor.'

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'

'Hi, Mom!'

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

It's a new invention called "language." It will revolutionize the communications industry!

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

"You know I hate when you check your messages at the table."

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

Samuel Morse dictates a letter to his secretary.

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"