Cross-trade Communicator T-Shirts

"We need to talk about your collections. To put it in your language your cash flow has developed a stoppage."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"You don't whisper anymore."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I think it loves us."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Hold that thought, my love. I'm listening – I just need to pee on those daylilies."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"I speak Latin, you know."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Modern romance'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'