Crop Defender Gifts

'You are raising something in your garden, dear, and a fine rabbit it is, too.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Agricultural Psychology

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Crop duster wanted.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"I will avenge you, Father."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Essential work against Coronavirus

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Deforestation

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Fish with Shield

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

The History of GM Food

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Protecting the green

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

Decorator Farming

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Hey, those are not menus!

Crop Walk.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Don't even think about it!"

Garden Pest Solutions