Crop Defender Mugs

'You are raising something in your garden, dear, and a fine rabbit it is, too.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Agricultural Psychology

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Crop duster wanted.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

"I will avenge you, Father."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Essential work against Coronavirus

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Deforestation

Fish with Shield

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

The History of GM Food

Protecting the green

Decorator Farming

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"Don't even think about it!"

Sun for the Farmer.

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Farmer Problems

Garden Pest Solutions

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."