Crop Guardian Mugs

Pests examine a sign directing them to crops.

'But, I am the lesser of two weevils.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Storks - World Food Production.

Fields too wet? One solution...

"Quick Marge, get inside! Those aren't locusts, they're lawyers!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Smokey The Tree"

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Scarecrows guarding a field

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Farmers' Warnings.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Beware of the Lawn

Rain Forest

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.