Botanical Guardian Mugs

Ocotillo

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Smokey The Tree"

Monkey-artist

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"It's trickle down."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

The new global mantra flag for the future

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Relax. They're just crows."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

This might take a while

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."