Botanical Guardian T-Shirts

Ocotillo

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Monkey-artist

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Smokey The Tree"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"It's trickle down."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

The new global mantra flag for the future

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Rain Forest

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."