Forest Guardians T-Shirts

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Smokey The Tree"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Earth stove

"I brought cocoa."

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"AI"

Biodiversity

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!