Crop Controversy Detective Mugs

The History of GM Food

The Jeopardy of Progress

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Essential work against Coronavirus

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

Crop Walk.

Hey, those are not menus!

Sun for the Farmer.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"These beans that Jack planted...can we assume they were genetically modified?"

Monsanto experiment