Crop Commander Mugs

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

Agricultural Psychology

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Essential work against Coronavirus

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

The History of GM Food

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Referee

Decorator Farming

Monsanto experiment

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Sun for the Farmer.

Farmer Problems

Hey, those are not menus!

Crop Walk.

Everything locally grown.

Agricultural Businessman.

"You can't get 'payment in kind' because what you raise is illegal."

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

Wheat Watchers

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

Myra's Little Garden