Crop Commander Pillows

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

Scarecrows guarding a field

Agricultural Psychology

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Essential work against Coronavirus

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

The History of GM Food

Referee

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

Decorator Farming

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Farmer Problems

Sun for the Farmer.

"You can't get 'payment in kind' because what you raise is illegal."

Agricultural Businessman.

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

Wheat Watchers

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

Myra's Little Garden

Boring agriculture