Crop Controversy Detective Gifts

Looking for a gift for the crop controversy detective? Explore our range of witty and humorous items that celebrate investigative curiosity and sassy skepticism. Whether they enjoy cracking mysteries or satirizing crop tales, find something that matches their investigative spirit. Our collection is packed with playful designs and clever messages that will spark smiles and conversations, making any gift-giving moment memorable and fun.

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The History of GM Food

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The Jeopardy of Progress

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"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles." mockup

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

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"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him." mockup

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

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Scarecrows guarding a field

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"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!" mockup

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

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'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.' mockup

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

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'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.' mockup

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

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Getting Rid of the Cure

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'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!' mockup

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

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'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

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"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere." mockup

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

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"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!" mockup

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

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Crop Circle: Meet the Author

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Essential work against Coronavirus mockup

Essential work against Coronavirus

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Ready, Steady, genetically Modify. mockup

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

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Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Which is the genetically modified corn?" mockup

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

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Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string mockup

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

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'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...' mockup

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

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Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy. mockup

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

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"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

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'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!' mockup

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

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'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke' mockup

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

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'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...' mockup

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

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"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry." mockup

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

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'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!' mockup

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

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"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops." mockup

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

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Sun for the Farmer.

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"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...." mockup

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

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"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle." mockup

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

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"These beans that Jack planted...can we assume they were genetically modified?"

"These beans that Jack planted...can we assume they were genetically modified?" mockup

"These beans that Jack planted...can we assume they were genetically modified?"

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Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers mockup

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

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Crop Controversy Detective Gifts Collection

Crop Controversy Detective Mugs

Explore our range of witty mugs crafted for crop controversy detectives. Find the perfect humorous mug to fuel their investigative mornings.

Crop Controversy Detective Pillows

Discover humorous pillows for crop controversy enthusiasts. Add a fun, investigative touch to any space with our clever designs.

Crop Controversy Detective Prints

Browse our eye-catching prints perfect for crop controversy detectives. Brighten up their room with humor and investigative spirit.

Crop Controversy Detective T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirt collection for crop controversy detectives. Stylish and humorous designs that make a statement about their investigative love.