Crocodile Dodgers T-Shirts

'May I have your frequent flier points?'

Crocodile

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Crocodile Shoes

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Gator Painter.

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

Cunning Crocodile.

Filming the Crocodile.

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

Catching A Crocodile.

"My son, the crocodile!"

"I need your help to drain the swamp."