Crocodile Dodgers Prints

'May I have your frequent flier points?'

Crocodile

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile Shoes

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Steve Irwin.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Gator Painter.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Filming the Crocodile.

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

Cunning Crocodile.

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"My son, the crocodile!"

"I need your help to drain the swamp."

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"