Critique Aficionados Gifts

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

The Real Russian history

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Poetry debate

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

This IS a polarized electorate!

Bravo!

'Hardly any religion gets into chemistry, quite a bit gets into biology, and we're up to our necks in it.'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

Party Party!

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."