Critique Aficionados Mugs

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Back to school.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Bravo!"

Theatre Crowd

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

Poetry debate

Bravo!

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'Hardly any religion gets into chemistry, quite a bit gets into biology, and we're up to our necks in it.'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cherchez la femme

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

This IS a polarized electorate!

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

Party Party!

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."