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"He's mad at God."

"You're fired."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

The World's Biggest Book Club

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

R.C.I.A.

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

The joy of sects.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Holy Bible