Crisis Cognoscente Gifts

World economy going downhill

Chiller Theatre

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

I think therefore I am.

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'To be or not to be - well yes, but what about coma, trance, vegetative states, reincarnation, near death experience, cryogenics?'

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

Euro crisis: abandon ship.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"Love is the temporary illusion that you're not alone in the universe"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Reporter on Aleppo

New beef chart.

'Binge thinker'

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

Man with blinkers on

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.

"...But am I a cartoonist because I can't make it as a stand up?"

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

'Is the mouse free-range?'

"I no longer think, therefore I no longer am."