Criminal Profiler Gifts

Searching for a gift for a criminal profiler? Our curated collection features clever and charming items that honor their analytical skills and passion for solving mysteries. Perfect for professionals and enthusiasts alike, these gifts are a great way to recognize their unique talents and hard work.

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"Did he have any known enemies?"

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"Hey stupid - come over here.'

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"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy." mockup

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

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"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth." mockup

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?" mockup

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

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"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing." mockup

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

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"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'." mockup

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

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OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy! mockup

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

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"Don't editorialize."

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Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

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"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

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"Number 2. Step forward please."

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'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.' mockup

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

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'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.' mockup

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

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'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...' mockup

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

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'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!' mockup

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

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Our cover is francophile liberals mockup

Our cover is francophile liberals

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'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...' mockup

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

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"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III." mockup

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

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"Paper or plastic?"

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"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps." mockup

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

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'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.' mockup

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

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The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine. mockup

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

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"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief." mockup

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

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Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system mockup

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

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'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,' mockup

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

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"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right." mockup

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

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"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent." mockup

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

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'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.' mockup

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

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Ignorance of the Law

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Gangster's To-Do List

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"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?" mockup

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

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Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records! mockup

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

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Prisoner Crossing

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'We've got a new DNA database...' mockup

'We've got a new DNA database...'

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Criminal Profiler Gifts Collection

Criminal Profiler Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs geared towards criminal profilers—witty, thoughtful, and perfect for their morning coffee ritual.

Criminal Profiler Pillows

Find cozy pillows designed for criminal profilers—humorous and stylish accents for their favorite spaces.

Criminal Profiler Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate the detective profession—unique pieces perfect for adding personality to any workspace.

Criminal Profiler T-Shirts

Discover our T-shirts crafted for criminal profilers—fun, clever designs that showcase their investigative spirit.