Crime Scene Satirist Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the crime scene satirist who loves dark humor and satire? Our collection offers witty mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that poke fun at crime scenes and forensic fun. Whether they enjoy parodying detective tropes or making light of crime TV clichés, you'll find something to make them smile or chuckle.

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'The defendant has such a good attorney, we figured he must be guilty!'

'The defendant has such a good attorney, we figured he must be guilty!' mockup

'The defendant has such a good attorney, we figured he must be guilty!'

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"In economic news: the administration today lauded the addition of 287,000 new jobs, all of which involve crime scene clean-up."

"In economic news: the administration today lauded the addition of 287,000 new jobs, all of which involve crime scene clean-up." mockup

"In economic news: the administration today lauded the addition of 287,000 new jobs, all of which involve crime scene clean-up."

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'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?' mockup

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy." mockup

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

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The Mafia Goes Green.

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"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?" mockup

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

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"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ." mockup

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

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The Mafia isn't what it used to be... mockup

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

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"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description." mockup

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

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"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us." mockup

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

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"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks." mockup

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

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'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!' mockup

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

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"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?" mockup

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

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"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it."

"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it." mockup

"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it."

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'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!' mockup

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

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Mafia machine gun case.

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Money Launderette

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'And what do you do?'

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Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas mockup

Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas

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Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.' mockup

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

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"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs." mockup

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

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Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

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Cuffwear, 2004

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Incriminating Evidence Against the Cat Burglar.

Incriminating Evidence Against the Cat Burglar. mockup

Incriminating Evidence Against the Cat Burglar.

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"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?" mockup

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

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'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.' mockup

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

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'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline mockup

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

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Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him mockup

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

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"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?" mockup

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

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'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.' mockup

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

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Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill. mockup

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

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Crime Scene Satirist Gifts Collection

Crime Scene Satirist Mugs

Explore our collection of satirical crime scene mugs—perfect for fans who love to add humor to their daily routine.

Crime Scene Satirist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with clever crime scene humor—an amusing touch for any crime comedy enthusiast’s living space.

Crime Scene Satirist Prints

Browse our collection of police parody prints—perfect for decorating a crime satire lover’s home with humor and style.

Crime Scene Satirist T-Shirts

Check out our witty crime scene satire t-shirts—great for casual outings and showing off their dark sense of humor.